askalprime replied to your post: why do people keep asking me to rub their butt is…

because that’s what your ask button says. did you forget?

OH WHAT

oh

lmfao that makes sense

askalprime replied to your chat: i was feeding them

gats……

it’s happened more than once…….

not as often as me putting the water jug in the cupboard though but I’m sure everyone’s done that at least once or twice

askalprime replied to your post: pleg replied to your post: puddingknight replied…

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i cant stop laughing at this face look at it

askalprime replied to your post: askalprime replied to your audio post: happy…

that’s a good request

they’re weird

askalprime replied to your audio post: happy birthday tumblr user slavetanaka

what a coincidence my name is uh’fuck too

in tagalog it means go away

askalprime replied to your post: omg your voice is so niCE

are you sure it’s not your dark cult

they asked me to draw costanza.jpg with a penis instead of a bat

so probably

askalprime replied to your post: askalprime replied to your post: spleenbrick…

hurr durr im gats im a giant foot irl

askalprime replied to your post: spleenbrick replied to your photo: bluhbluh’s…

nobody asked you

askalprime replied to your post: puddingknight replied to your post: askalprime…

That’s not how you spell Beartree Moose Ranch

that’s not how you spell celavril davigne’s free health & maple forest

whaoanon replied to your post: luzerna replied to your post: jiminiminy replied…

those are cookies

i can’t see them

are they underneath the biscuits

askalprime replied to your post: askalprime replied to your post: luzerna replied…

rude I’m telling the queen

i live in the future so i’ll get there before you

it’s only 5 bong here don’t you think i won’t

bosscrab replied to your post: jiminiminy replied to your post: i told my…

well i can assure you i’m not a bunch of corgis though no guarantees that im not a crustacean

hellaciousbrother replied to your post: jiminiminy replied to your post: i told my…

i’m not a nigerian (hippo) scam artist. really.

can i save time going to america and visiting bluhbluh by just taking a trip to the zoo

is there a pudding exhibit